Chelsea. 18. Leeds, England.
I own nothing i reblog unless stated... that is all.
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
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Karl Urban’s completely perfect self as McCoy in Star Trek 09
AWESOME STORY!
And in chemistry class I was talking to my friend, Jack, about a gay pride festival I went to. My teacher, stupid nosy bitch, decides she wants to join in on the conversation. She asks me what I’m talking about so I turned around and her reaction was to make a noise of utter disgust. She asked me to go to the main office and get a different shirt. But being the rebel that I am, I told her very politely “no, if you don’t like it you don’t have to look at it. It’s my shirt, not yours, and there’s nothing wrong with it.” She told me again that I needed to change my shirt. I said again that I wasn’t and she told me she would have to send me to my administrator for direct disrespect. So I put on a big smile and packed my stuff up while she wrote the discipline report up.
But the thing that made me so happy that I didn’t give in and change was that as I was walking out the door a girl in my class stood up and started to walk with me. My teacher was kinda pissed and told her that she would get a write up if she didn’t sit down. And this girl, she is my fucking hero. She says: “Write me up then. It’s one more story that I can go home and tell my mothers. And I’m sure my girlfriend would love to hear it, too.” Then she smiled and walked out. I just felt the need to share what happened today with my lovely followers.
this is amazing
Reblogging every time this comes on my dash.
this is so beautiful to me I just cant
PERFECTION!
I love this!
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Yesterday I posted some cool pixelated Sims-style towels and now I’ve just found these great Star Trek towels available from thinkgeek.com
When visiting the beach, Starfleet recommends “using a standard-issue beach-towel when relaxing in the sand. The 100% Earth-cotton towel emblazoned with your division insignia and colors will help identify you as a starship crewman as well as keep the biting flees off of your body – not to mention protecting your skin from minor burns from the suns-baked sand.”
WHO SAID IT WAS OK TO POST SOMETHING THIS HORRIBLE!??!??
hahah wow brb straddling a fencepost
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
I wasn’t going to reblog and then all this happened. LOL.
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Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.
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Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
Now that was brilliant.
I will always reblog this
Can we just accept the fact that HBP was a teen comedy?
^^^
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Synopsis of every Walking Dead episode from rockpapercynic
Connor: That’s heroin.
Murphy: How the fuck would you know that?
Connor: Fuck you, I know shit!
I fixed my folders
EVERYBODY IS DEAD AND LOTS OF DICK
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